• Come Together
  • Let It Be
  • Yesterday
  • Help!
  • Here Comes the Sun
  • Hey Jude
  • All You Need Is Love
  • Eleanor Rigby
  • Yellow Submarine
  • Something
  • Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
  • While My Guitar Gently Weeps
  • Love Me Do
  • Get Back
  • I Want to Hold Your Hand
  • Can't Buy Me Love
  • Penny Lane
  • A Day in the Life
  • A Hard Day's Night
  • Strawberry Fields Forever
  • Ticket to Ride
  • Hello Goodbye
  • With a Little Help from My Friends
  • She Loves You
  • Blackbird
  • Back in the U.S.S.R.
  • Octopus's Garden
  • Eight Days a Week
  • I Am the Walrus
  • Across the Universe
  • Because
  • Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
  • Oh! Darling
  • In My Life
  • Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
  • Lady Madonna
  • Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
  • Drive My Car
  • Michelle
  • Day Tripper
  • The Long and Winding Road
  • Maxwell's Silver Hammer
  • Twist and Shout
  • All My Loving
  • Golden Slumbers
  • Glass Onion
  • Girl
  • Getting Better
  • We Can Work It Out
  • And I Love Her

Joan was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test tube
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Maxwell Edison, majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
Can I take you out to the pictures Joan?
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door

Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

Back in school again Maxwell plays the fool again
Teacher gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times I must not be so
But when she turns her back on the boy
He creeps up from behind

Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead

P.C. thirty one said we've caught a dirty one
Maxwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures, oh, oh, oh, oh
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free
The judge does not agree, and he tells them so oh, oh, oh
But, as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind

Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead